10 steps towards better banjo playing

1. Buy wire cutters
2. Wear ear plugs
3. Buy a guitar
4. Accompany a tuba
5. Accompany a mouth harp- compared to that, you'll sound good!
6. Play underwater
7. Play after a few beers
8. Play in a dark, soundproof place such as a closet or car trunk
9. Visualize Playing Banjo- only.
10. Give your banjo away

Thanks to Jen Grant